You’d be forgiven for thinking we’re doing a fraud here, but these are the undoctored images that NZ Herald had in their piece detailing how amazing David’s food was going to be.

“All students in year 0 to 8 will receive the same-sized meals (240 grams) and older students will receive larger lunches (at least 300g) – which will include additional items such as fruit, yoghurt or muesli bars.”
— David Seymour

What Was Promised

David, I know it’s hard to tell over the sound of all the money, but these meals don’t bear even a slight resemblance to the slop that’s been churned out.

We’d fire a company that gave us this low quality. This isn’t even the temu of school lunches. It’s something worse. Perhaps we need a new term? Yes. It’s the Seymour of school lunches.

Here’s the original link to the NZ Herald piece:


https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/david-seymours-new-3-school-lunches-revealed-chicken-katsu-butter-chicken-lasagne-on-the-menu/52R54PFDOJEENM47JCQAOGBXYM/

Just for reference, this is what the meals looked like before (kindly submitted):