About This

This is just a site cataloguing some of the Crimes against Cooking that David Seymour has forced upon an unsuspecting education sector.

In late 2024, David Seymour announced that he’d be doing way with “woke” school lunches and replacing them with high-quality, cost-effective replacements. Many people expressed doubts while others chose a more charitable outlook. Well, we’ve now seen the quality that David considers high, and our only conclusion has to be that his standards are beyond poor.

Here are just a few news stories all about Seymour’s Slop:

  • https://bryanbruce.substack.com/p/seymours-sickening-school-lunches

  • https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/parents-upset-over-unidentifiable-school-lunches-after-scheme-shakeup/V7EE77KRYNCFJFYW5GCRKC7TIM/

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